MAN VS WOMAN
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius.
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.
How are men and parking lots alike?
Good ones are always taken, free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They are married.
True enough?
